For the past week I've passed a young girl on my way to work, she sits under the bridge, asking for spare change. I got talking to her, turns out she's Polish. She told me how her family were forced out of their homes, had to live in the forests and hide from soldiers. She was forced to watch as her sisters and mother were abused by the soldiers, her brothers were either shot or taken away to labour camps.
Her grasp of the English language wasn't great.
Her grasp on my English cock, however, was fantastic. Best 50 pence I've ever spent.