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All of monkeysanchez88's 8 jokes.
At our office party, a coloured girl came over to me and said, "I've got a 'thing' for white men."
I told her I had a 'thing' for black women: it's called slavery.
Shilpa Shetty has been invited to attend the funeral of Jade Goody.
Well, it'll keep the flies off the corpse, won't it?
|Statistically, two out of three little pigs will use inferior building materials to construct their houses.|
|I love pancake day. It's the only day of the year I can tell the office I'm going home for a toss, and no-one bats an eyelid.|
I was on here reading the jokes, and I suddenly thought to myself "Does it make me a racist?"
But then I thought, well as long as no rag-head, coon or yank catches me reading it, what does it fucking matter!
We are always being told that "it's the thought that counts". What a complete load of bollox.
At my recent trial, I used the defence that " I thought about not raping those 15 women", but the judge wasn't having any of it, the cunt.
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