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User Level:	User
Contribution Points:	78
Total Joke Score:	559
Total Time Active:	18 hours, 38 minutes

Joke Statistics

Total Jokes Submitted:	4	Live Jokes:	3
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):	1	Duplicate Jokes:	0
Average Joke Score (All Jokes):	139.75	Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):	186.33
Average Time Before Deletion:	0m
Favourite Subcategory	Racism > Black (2)

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All of mrhoppy's 3 jokes.

I was walking down the road yesterday evening when I met a gang of hoodies.

One of the big black teenagers waved his arms like Ali G and said to me, "Dis is our 'hood and these are our streets, innit."

Apparently, "If these are your streets then fix those potholes, you lazy nigger," was the wrong reply.

Joke by mrhoppy in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 553.2

What's the difference between an Icelandic volcano and a Muslim

One is full of Hash and causes aircraft to crash, the other is a volcano.

Joke by mrhoppy in Religion - Muslim - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 5.2

Whilst driving earlier today, I had to make an emergency stop.

It was dark and as I approached the junction a cyclist appeared from nowhere. I slammed on the brakes.

He was dressed in black, wearing a hood and had no lights on his bike and as he just missed my bonnet I saw he was a nigger.

As I released the brake pedal I thought "Damn, I could have got away with that"

Joke by mrhoppy in Racism - Black - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1.2

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