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All of murt89's 8 jokes.
My motto has always been 'Always look forward never look back'
While it is a great way to live life, its also the reason I reversed over our toddler in the driveway this morning.
Barack Obama - "When I took Michelle out on our first date we ate nice ice cream then we kissed and she tasted like chocolate"
No shit Sherlock!!
The phrase 'for the purpose of this conversation' was invented because it sounds better than
im full of shit but hear me out....
Roman Abramovich spent almost a billion divorcing his wife
You would think that would teach him a lesson, but no he goes out and spends 50 million on another cunt..
Some people have to much money
Whilst watching Babestation the other night furiously going at myself and straining to work out the kind of noises the woman would be making over the shit music they play on it i came to a realization
Deaf people must have some great wanks to this
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