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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 129
Total Joke Score: 686
Total Time Active: 2 hours, 45 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 16 Live Jokes: 5
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 11 Duplicate Jokes: 0
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 42.88 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 137.20
Average Time Before Deletion: 81,849m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Headlines (2)

All of noobt600's 5 jokes.
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I just saw this on BBC news: 'WHO DECLARES SWINE FLU PANDEMIC'

Somebody needs to let them know he's not a real doctor.
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Joke by noobt600 in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 598.2

140819
I just broke the news to my wife that I have an STD.

A seriously tasty dick.
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Joke by noobt600 in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 76.4

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According to BBC news: "Nasa's experiment last month to find water on the Moon was a major success, US scientists have announced."

Maybe we should send all the Africans there then?
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Joke by noobt600 in Racism - African - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 7.8

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BBC News: 'Bloodshed blights Acapulco resort'

Sounds like they are literally going Loco Down In Acapulco.
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Joke by noobt600 in In The News - Headlines - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 3.4

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BBC News: "ECB raises eurozone interest rates to 1.5%"

Personally I think the England and Wales cricket board should be worrying more about Saturdays match against Sri Lanka.
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Joke by noobt600 in In The News - Headlines - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2


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