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Contribution Points: 1 Total Joke Score: 1,307
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 7 hours, 4 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 98 Live Jokes: 17
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 81 Duplicate Jokes: 10


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The key to a good joke is timing.

The Americans should be asleep at around 10am GMT. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 455

Jonathan has a bag of sweets. There are 13 Red Sweets, 7 Green sweets and 15 Blue sweets. Jonathan takes a sweet at random, notes it down and then returns it to the bag 10 times. What is the probability that:

a) Jonathan will select 5 Green sweets?
b) Jonathan will select only Blue sweets?
c) Jonathan is bullied? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 396

Picking Cotton?

There's an Ape for that. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 122

I think they should sell Jenga in packs of 2 with a pair of toy aeroplanes.

I'd buy it.
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Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 70

If I had a dollar for every American I've insulted then I'd set fire to the pile and laugh at their shitty currency I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 in Racism - American - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 52

Barack Obama has over 100 Security Guards round him at G20, we've had to hide all the valuables as well. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 35

BANG! And the dirt is gone.

I love my shotgun. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 34.2

New Testament Leviticus 19:18 - "Love thy neighbour as you love thyself"

Does that mean I have to toss him off? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 32

2 Girls 1 Cup

The best way to put your children off Masturbation
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Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 27

Inspired by the BNP's political tactics i'm going to use popular words to get support for my jokes.

Rape
Racism
Child Abuse
Dead People
9/11 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by peach182 which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 24.2

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