• pedroflaps's Statistics

  • On facebook as Peter Crompton. also on twatter as the same name.

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 2895
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 22,608
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,596 hours, 31 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,604
    • Live Jokes:
    • 575
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,029
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 14.09
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 38,181m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 39.32
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 171

pedroflaps's Jokes

My young daughter asked me this morning, "Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night? I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream."

"Nothing, darling," I replied.

It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half-shaved head.
My son fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face.

My wife went mental when she picked him up to breast feed him.