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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 84 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 454 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 16 hours, 23 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 63 | Live Jokes: | 16 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 47 | Duplicate Jokes: | 14 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 7.21 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 28.38 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 31,011m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (3) | |||
The best of petecassa's 16 jokes (View All).
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Just burnt the pancakes. They're so black and thin, I'm waiting for Bono to start fucking singing them a song. |
 
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BBC news headline: Old people from Greece forced to search bins for food. I don't know how John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John can sleep at night. |
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I love make up sex, especially with Mila Kunis. I make up sex with her every night. |
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| I was very sad to hear that Chris Moyles is leaving radio one. When I saw his name on the news I had hoped he'd died. |
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My girlfriend says she's addicted to Imodium. I think she's full of shit! |
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| You know you're life is bad when your girlfriend tells you to come on your own tits. |
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That Josef Fritzl was a sick cunt. I mean say what you like about me but at least Maddie isn't my daughter! |
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| So Kim Kardashian is pregnant and is going to give birth live on the internet. Personally I can't wait to see her cunt online again, or Kanye as some people call him. |
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Just been watching two Downs people walking around in left circles. I guess two mongs don't make a right. |
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I've just seen Blanket on tv and I have to agree with Michael Jackson. There is no way the kid is his son. |
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