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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 25
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1409
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 81,313
    • Total Time Active:
    • 500 hours, 8 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,328
    • Live Jokes:
    • 526
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 802
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 61.23
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 45,503m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 154.59
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 156

pornstar's Jokes

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained:

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to."
A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion.

The nutritionist says, "It's simple - you are what you eat."

So the lesbian turns to her and says, "Are you calling me a cunt?"
A bloke goes into the doctors and says, "I've got a mole on my dick, can you remove it please?"
So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, "Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA."