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Ada Sly....at least try to write your own stuff...your copy & paste function might break from over use one day.
Ada Sly....at least try to write your own stuff...your copy & paste function might break from over use one day.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 50 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,053 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 140 hours, 18 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 348 | Live Jokes: | 116 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 232 | Duplicate Jokes: | 74 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 5.90 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 17.70 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 4,034m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > Misunderstanding (7) | |||
The best of puncho's 116 jokes (View All).
| If I had a pound for every time David Cameron said he was going to sort the countries problems out, I'd be rich enough to live under a Tory government. |
 
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I was outside the school, eating a Twix, when I said to a small group of girls "Anyone fancy a finger?" And that your honour, is why it was consensual. |
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Just got 15 Valentines cards! It's left me completely breathless. That security guard at Clintons gave quite a chase! |
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You lose some, you draw some. That's just life as an Aston Villa supporter. |
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My sister has been living with a black guy, My mum told me he has been beating her up. I was livid! "I'm going to go around there and give him a fat lip, black his fucking eyes and spread his nose across his face!" I shouted. However, when I got there, it looked like someone had beaten me to it. |
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I've just called the tinnitus helpline. It just kept ringing. |
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I've just broken the sound barrier! Or, as the police called it, my wife's jaw. |
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Me and my mate pulled this bird in a club last night, we got her back to my place and after about half hour of taking it in turns to have anal sex, she said, "I might as well fuck off then, you two seem happy enough on your own". |
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I've just found a robot that's made purely for blow jobs. I'm not going to buy one though, it was obviously made by a gay man. Why else would it be called "Henry"? |
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Dear Santa, Yes, I have been naughty this year you fat judgmental bastard |
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