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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 159 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,714 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 15 hours, 34 minutes | ||
The best of pussyjuice's 11 jokes (View All).
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I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him. |
 
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Whenever I dump a Japanese girl, they act like everything is fine. It's like I have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message. |
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Me and my ex had just one thing in common. Neither of us would suck a cock. |
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| Did you hear about the anti-semite grammar Nazi who removed the Jewish man's colon? |
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Stuck a bathroom plug up my arse once. It was off the chain. |
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Black person: Jeans £150, Shirt £100, Shoes £200, pockets..£0 White person: Jeans £15, Shirt £30, Shoes £40, pockets £5,000 |
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I went to the doctor's and said, "I got pushed over by a midget today. I ended up with a few pretty bad injuries." He said, "Oh okay. I think you've got Wolves Syndrome." "Wolves Syndrome?" I asked. He said, "Yeah...it means you go down too fucking easily." |
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I was walking past a tramp earlier, but ignored him as i was in a rush. 'How do you sleep at night?!' he shouted at me. 'In wonderful comfort thanks,' I said, 'how about you?' |
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I like to take pictures of my wife naked. I don't know why I couldn't just do it fully clothed. |
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| I used to think that UCAS stood for 'Universities and Colleges Admissions Service'. Now, with my four UCAS offer rejections, I've come to realise it stands for 'U Can't Achieve Shit'. |
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