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Contribution Points: 14 Total Joke Score: 1,458
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 12 hours, 21 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 87 Live Jokes: 26
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 61 Duplicate Jokes: 12


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Albania's economy was plunged into crisis today as their donkey died. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by qweasd which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 504.8

Rhys Jones...

Madeleine McCann...

You'd think the parents would have learned not to put their kids in an Everton shirt.
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Joke by qweasd in Celebrities - Maddie And Rhys - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 269.2

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson sleepover.
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Joke by qweasd in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 222

If a woman is driving in a deserted area and there's no-one around to see her...

Is she still doing it wrong?
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Joke by qweasd in Other - Travel - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 130.2

How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb?

100, one to change the bulb and 99 to fight over who gets to eat the packaging
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Joke by qweasd in Racism - Ethiopian - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 54.8

Fabio Capello has named the team he thinks can win the 2010 World Cup.

It's Brazil.
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Joke by qweasd which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 53

I believe in the Bible. Hell, I've seen one! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by qweasd in Religion - Christianity - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 47

Why did George Bush never become a Scientologist?

He's too smart for that crap.
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Joke by qweasd in Religion - Scientology - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 28.2

Masturbation. Are you getting your 5 a day? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by qweasd in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 28.2

The Koran does not specify age or gender of the virgins.

I was wondering why Jacko converted just before he died...
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Joke by qweasd which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 17

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