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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 129 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 155 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 18 hours, 1 minutes | ||
The best of qwerty915's 19 jokes (View All).
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If an African farmer has 5 apples, and his wife has 3, what do they have? The whole village crowding round their house begging for food. |
 
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A biologist and a physicist got married but soon had to divorce. There was just no chemistry. |
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| We're all mature until someone brings out the bubble wrap. |
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It's funny how when people wake up with no recollection of the night before, they think they've been abducted by aliens and analy probed. That's the best side effect of rohypnol. |
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| You know you're old when your bin goes out more than you. |
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I made the mistake of opening a Trojan condom the other night. An army of Greeks lept out and seized my house. |
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submitted by qwerty915, originally by Seth MacFarlane in Sex and shit - Contraception - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 4.2
| It goes without saying, that I like silence. |
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| It's funny how paying a woman for sex is illegal, but paying for her for sex whilst filming it isn't. |
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I have just seen on "The One Show" that Jedward have visited a disabled school for children in need. They fit right in. |
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What do office cleaners and Asians have in common? They both sweep at night. |
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