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The best of qwertyasd's 16 jokes (View All).
The US X Factor sacked Cheryl Cole because audiences can't understand her.
How come, when I sacked Mohammed for the same reason, I ended up in front of a tribunal for unfair dismissal on grounds of racism?
Captain America: 6 foot tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, the perfect soldier.
Do you think when he was kicking those Nazi's asses he ever realised that he was kind of proving their point?
I thought the Dragon's are supposed to be the richest people in Britain.
They obviously aren't if they can only afford to wear the same clothes every week.
for the past few mornings on my way to work i've switched on the radio and had the exact same song playing each time.
I mean what are the odds?
of radio 1 playing music.
|The new X-men film introduces a character called Darwin. His power is that he is constantly evolving to survive his current predicament, it's set in the 1960's...Why is he black?|
David Haye blames broken toe for his recent loss.
So that explains why he can talk the talk but he can't walk the walk.
Louis Walsh didn't turn up for a set of x-factor auditions because he said he'd had some bad chinese food the night before and felt a bit strange.
Bad Chinese? Strange? More likely he was feeling a little queer.
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