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The US X Factor sacked Cheryl Cole because audiences can't understand her.
How come, when I sacked Mohammed for the same reason, I ended up in front of a tribunal for unfair dismissal on grounds of racism?
Captain America: 6 foot tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, the perfect soldier.
Do you think when he was kicking those Nazi's asses he ever realised that he was kind of proving their point?
I thought the Dragon's are supposed to be the richest people in Britain.
They obviously aren't if they can only afford to wear the same clothes every week.
Cheryl Cole, the face of L'oreal, is reportedly ready to get back with ashley.
All he has to do is:
Get rid of all his friends
Buy a £10 million house in LA
Promise to impregnate her
Buy a new giant mansion
Never look at another woman again
Ashley has got to ask himself "is she worth it?"
I was in the pub earlier with my mate talking about what our favourite thing about our wives bodies were.
"I think my wife has the most amazing ass." I said
He replied "For me it's that thing right between by wife's tits. I can't remember what it's called."
"On your wife?" I said "Her knees."
for the past few mornings on my way to work i've switched on the radio and had the exact same song playing each time.
I mean what are the odds?
of radio 1 playing music.
|The new X-men film introduces a character called Darwin. His power is that he is constantly evolving to survive his current predicament, it's set in the 1960's...Why is he black?|
David Haye blames broken toe for his recent loss.
So that explains why he can talk the talk but he can't walk the walk.