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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 47 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 532 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 13 hours, 39 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 44 | Live Jokes: | 16 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 28 | Duplicate Jokes: | 11 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 12.09 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 33.25 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 52,391m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > David Haye (3) | |||
The best of qwertyasd's 16 jokes (View All).
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The US X Factor sacked Cheryl Cole because audiences can't understand her. How come, when I sacked Mohammed for the same reason, I ended up in front of a tribunal for unfair dismissal on grounds of racism? |
 
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Captain America: 6 foot tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, the perfect soldier. Do you think when he was kicking those Nazi's asses he ever realised that he was kind of proving their point? |
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What have I got in common with David Haye? I won't be WBA Heavyweight Champion when i retire either |
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I thought the Dragon's are supposed to be the richest people in Britain. They obviously aren't if they can only afford to wear the same clothes every week. |
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Cheryl Cole, the face of L'oreal, is reportedly ready to get back with ashley. All he has to do is: Get rid of all his friends Buy a £10 million house in LA Promise to impregnate her Buy a new giant mansion Never look at another woman again Ashley has got to ask himself "is she worth it?" |
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for the past few mornings on my way to work i've switched on the radio and had the exact same song playing each time. I mean what are the odds? of radio 1 playing music. |
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| The new X-men film introduces a character called Darwin. His power is that he is constantly evolving to survive his current predicament, it's set in the 1960's...Why is he black? |
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David Haye blames broken toe for his recent loss. So that explains why he can talk the talk but he can't walk the walk. |
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Uri Geller is really taking the piss with his new idea for his own theme park. Uri-nation. |
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Joke
by qwertyasd in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.2
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Louis Walsh didn't turn up for a set of x-factor auditions because he said he'd had some bad chinese food the night before and felt a bit strange. Bad Chinese? Strange? More likely he was feeling a little queer. |
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