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| Contribution Points: | 4 | Total Joke Score: | 757 |
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Total Time Active: | 1 hours, 48 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 21 | Live Jokes: | 9 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 12 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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In response to mrjohn's joke:
* "Anyone else think a 9/11 edition of Jenga would be a good idea?" Here are some other good ideas: * Scalextric: Princess Diana Edition (rapist101) * Twister: Gary Glitter Edition (Madman) * John Darwin Inflatable Canoes * Cluedo: Rhys Jones Edition (Bitchtits) * Shannon Matthews Cabbage Patch Kid (Bean) * Where's Wally: Madeleine McCann Edition (Cam_Sam) * Stephen Hawking Ho [...] |
 
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Joke by rapist101 in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 390.2
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I love having sex with my girlfriend when she's on her period... I like to pretend I'm killing her. |
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Joke by rapist101 in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 114
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I say we should negotiate with terrorists- "What's Allah offering you lads, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags... or two girls from Dundee!" |
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This isn't sick but it's a good stupid story to tell your mates down the pub: So I was in the pub drinking away and this guy barges straight past me knocking my damn drink all over me! So I said to him, "HEY! You! You're gonna fight me for that." He says back, "woaaa mate relax, I'm a lover not a fighter." So I snogged him... Turns out he was a fighter... |
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Spare a thought for poor old Frank Lampard two sudden deaths in a fortnight |
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Joke by rapist101 in Celebrities - Frank Lampard - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 19
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Got caught wanking by mum last night... Really didn't expect her to wake up... All these years she thought she had conjunctivitis. |
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Why did the Honky cross the road? Because he was going to work unlike you fucking niggers. |
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Top Tip... The next time you're practicing copulation (preferably with a one night stand) Just before you penetrate, bellow out 'chlamydia infecto!" |
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Joke by rapist101 which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 2
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My mate reckons i'll never be able to persuade a girl like Jessica Alba to go out with me because playing World of Warcraft 8 hours a day makes me too much of a nerd. Well my +10 charisma begs to differ!... |
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Joke by rapist101 in Celebrities - Jessica Alba (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 week ago
- Current Score: -1.8
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