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|Getting out of the shower to have a piss is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru.|
I never understood the concept of clamping.
You don't want the car to park there, yet you put a device on the car's wheel to ensure they can't move.
Whenever I'm feeling hungry, I take a moment and think of all the starving children in Africa.
Then I laugh.
Oh I love irony.
John Allen Muhammed, the converted Muslim who killed at least 10 people in 2002 with a sniper rifle has been executed.
Time of death: 9:11pm. I bet he loved that.