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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 104 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 906 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 19 hours, 22 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 93 | Live Jokes: | 24 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 69 | Duplicate Jokes: | 11 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 9.74 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 37.75 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 74,970m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > Stephen Hawking (2) | |||
The best of richmond4's 24 jokes (View All).
| Getting out of the shower to have a piss is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru. |
 
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by richmond4 in Sex and shit - Shower (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 247
| Does anybody else not know the back of their hand as well as they apparently should? |
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by richmond4 in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 99.2
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I never understood the concept of clamping. You don't want the car to park there, yet you put a device on the car's wheel to ensure they can't move. Genius. |
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My pregnant girlfriend just felt our baby kick. Starting early. That's my boy! |
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Whenever I'm feeling hungry, I take a moment and think of all the starving children in Africa. Then I laugh. |
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by richmond4 in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 60.2
| When Stephen Hawking is on a plane, does he have to switch himself off? |
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by richmond4 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 53
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Oh I love irony. John Allen Muhammed, the converted Muslim who killed at least 10 people in 2002 with a sniper rifle has been executed. Time of death: 9:11pm. I bet he loved that. |
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Chelsea FC: Plastic club - Check. Plastic fans - Check. Plastic flags - Check. Plastic head - Cech. |
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First Kevin McGee, now Stephen Gately. Has Graham Norton ever seen Final Destination? |
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| Do you think people in standard wheelchairs look at people in electric wheelchairs and think "flash bastard"? |
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by richmond4 in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 41.4
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