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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 20 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,477 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 9 hours, 25 minutes | ||
The best of robydoby's 22 jokes (View All).
| I'm a PC and playing hide and seek in Cumbria was my idea. |
 
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Following Girl x's recent rant about how we shouldn't take the piss out of the Bridgend suicides, i have been pleased to find that sickipedia members have been replying by making some of the most hilarious comments ever; and i would personally like to high 5 you all. Come on guys...don't leave me hanging. |
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After watching the 'Drive Safely' ad on TV, I've really started slowing down on the road. There's no way I want to see a ginger kid everywhere I look. |
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It's a known fact that women sometimes bleed after sex. Well, according to the judge it shouldn't be from the face |
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A sexy secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Sir, I have some bad news." Her boss looks at her and replies, "Honey, you always give me bad news...how about some fucking good news for a change." She thinks for a second, looks at him, and says, "erm, okay...you're not sterile." |
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I don't know if i'm a bit sick; but when you're out shopping, does no one else find it funny when distracted toddlers walk into things... ...like the road |
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by robydoby in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 51.8
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I think it's horrible how much publicity the whole Madeleine McCann thing got. I mean, if her parents were a plumber and a dinner lady, it wouldn't have even made the papers; but because her parent's were middle class, she's been treated like Jesus. ...Except he came back in three days. |
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by robydoby in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 39
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After recently getting pissed during the day, I got myself a nice greasy bacon and sausage sandwich and sat outside a mosque to eat it; when all of a sudden, some angry muslim comes running up screaming "what are you doing...you're at a mosque you idiot!!!". I looked down and felt embarrased as i realised what i had done to offend the man... ...so i politely apologised and took off my shoes |
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I just watched Passion of the Christ last night and it turns out the Jews are responsible for the death of Jesus. Not like them to get rid of a prophet. |
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Tottenham Hotspur are planning to build a new stadium within the next 5 years. Tabloids say that they are going to sell naming rights for the stadium and are open to offers from sponsors which reflect the clubs amition. Wrigleys chewing gum have shown interest, saying that their product spends large amounts of time stuck to the bottom of the table. |
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