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Total Joke Score: 2,799
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Total Jokes Submitted: 115 Live Jokes: 34
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 81 Duplicate Jokes: 23
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 24.34 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 82.32
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Virgin Broadband

The two main ingredients needed for a World Of Warcraft profile.
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Other - Video Games - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago - Current Score: 1,185.6

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Just listening to Dizzee Rascals version of the Ting Tings 'That's Not My Name'

'They call me Blad, they call me Rudeboy, they call me 'Oi', they call me Mate. That's not my name, that's not my name.....'

Fair point Mr Rascal, I am quite confident however that Dizzee Rascal is not your name either.

Cunt
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 802

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The Sun: Super Rat Shot Dead In Bradford.

Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael and Leonardo were unavailable for comment.
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in In The News - Newspapers - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 389.6

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FOR SALE

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Unwanted Christmas present

All Enquiries please contact Deirdre Barlow
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Other - Transport (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 119

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Went to the Ice Cream Van and asked for a 99, the Ice Cream Man asked if I wanted hundreds and thousands.

I said no thanks mate, just the one.
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Joke submitted by rogerthecabinboy, originally by Tim Vine in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 61.8

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If elected, the BNP promise to bring back the slave trade.
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Politics - BNP - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 58.2

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'Little Timmy's too afraid to tell anyone his Father beats him'

Cunt knows his fucking place then.

Job done.
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Crime - Child Abuse - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 35

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What the fuck are all these 'professional photoshoot' pictures of proper ugly birds on facebook?

It's like putting glitter on a dog shit.
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Joke submitted by rogerthecabinboy, originally by Jimmy Carr in Other - Social Networks (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 19.6

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I work as a chef and we've been told that we need to start hiring disabled people due to this 'Equal opportunities' bollocks.

In the end we hired someone with Parkinson's.

To toss the fucking salads.
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 18

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I like to dress my son up in a red and white T-shirt and then lose him in Sainsburys.
It's like real life Where's Wally!
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Other - Shopping - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 15.4


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