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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 62
    • Live Jokes:
    • 16
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samasante's Jokes

If I had a pound for every time someone called me a stingy cunt, maybe I wouldn't be such a stingy cunt.
So I was reading the bible when I read that Jesus had said 'follow me'.

I would've but I can't find a verified account on twitter.