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|If I had a pound for every time someone called me a stingy cunt, maybe I wouldn't be such a stingy cunt.|
Imogen Thomas in today's Sun said she is contemplating suicide. Due to her recent publicity Nike are willing to give her a sponsorship deal.
Especially when their catchphrase is "Just do it!"
So I was reading the bible when I read that Jesus had said 'follow me'.
I would've but I can't find a verified account on twitter.
My girlfriend says I am selfish in the Bedroom department.
I blame it on my AB+ Blood type I can receive but I can't give.
Just got done for plagiarism at University of Liverpool.
That's the whole reason I went to Liverpool University I thought intellectual theft would be applauded here.
|If only the rest of Greece were willing to get down on their hands and knees and do their bit, like Tulisa has!!|