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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 51 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,259 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 59 hours, 50 minutes | ||
The best of sashrich's 46 jokes (View All).
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Just given my Nan a cream-pie. And this proves that porn has damaged your mind forever. |
 
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What type of holiday do Muslims go on? A suspicious package holiday. |
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What should you remove from women to make them more intelligent? The W and the O. |
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| My wife asked me how to give a better blow job, so I knocked her teeth out. |
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An old lady was stopped by the police for driving at 60 in a 30 zone. When asked why so fast, she replied, "I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." |
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by sashrich in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 22.4
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'Does my bum look big in this?' 'Not as big as this will look in your bum'. |
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Just had forced anal with my mum's sister. She is now my agony aunt. |
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by sashrich in Sex and shit - 2 Girls 1 Cup - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 15.4
| Pop Up Blocker (noun): The underneath of my desk when I sit too close to the computer. |
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What crime kills more Americans than knife crime? Knife and fork crime. |
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93% of Americans are in favor of moving from imperial to metric weights. Or they will when they realise you get twice as much in a quarter kilo with cheese. |
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