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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 102 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,255 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 14 hours, 6 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 74 | Live Jokes: | 26 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 48 | Duplicate Jokes: | 8 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 16.96 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 48.27 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 39m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Paedophile (3) | |||
The best of scarfymaster's 26 jokes (View All).
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My Dad's been really upsetting me recently, so I've decided to switch his shaving foam for the whipped cream! ...let's see how much he enjoys sucking shaving foam off my nipples! |
 
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by scarfymaster in Sex and shit - Incest - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 299.8
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I was walking down the High Street this afternoon. Usually loads of women around but not today. I thought to myself, "Where the fuck have all the fit girls gone?" Then I realised: First day of school |
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I recently stole hundreds of thousands of pounds from a bank and I was caught on CCTV. I decided to get plastic surgery from the best plastic surgeon money could buy. When I got his number and phoned him up a woman said, "The number you have dialled cannot be recognised." Fucking hell, he is good. |
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by scarfymaster in Crime - Theft (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 215
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I started school last week and in the first class of the day i met this beautiful girl that i knew i had to get to know better. So we got talking I got her name and asked to meet up with her after school. We met up, went for a walk in a nice secluded area and ended up having the best sex ever!
Few days later I met a different girl and the same thing happened again, and now I'm not sure what to do. But I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to give them both As on their homew [...] |
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"Twilight Eclipse - It all begins with a choice." My choice is Heterosexual, so I wont be watching. |
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I've just realised that Curling is the perfect sport for couples. It's got bowling for the guys and sweeping for the girls. |
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Just seen the NSPCC advert ' Charlottes uncle makes her do things shes too young to understand' And all they want is £2 a month? Should they really be paying him? |
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by scarfymaster in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 27.8
| Does anyone else watch Crimewatch just to get some helpful hints and tips? |
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Does anyone else get those first date jitters when you're not quite sure whether to kiss the girl or not? I went on a date last week, and it was going great, then it got to the end of the night and we were saying our goodbyes and i had to make a decision, go in for a kiss or a polite hug? I think I made the right decision. I raped her. |
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If your girlfriend says she likes it rough, while your taking her from behind, a little pull on her hair is erotic... But a short sharp jab to the kidney is assault apparently. |
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by scarfymaster in Crime - Assault (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 19
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