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The best of scarfymaster's 26 jokes (View All).
My Dad's been really upsetting me recently, so I've decided to switch his shaving foam for the whipped cream!
...let's see how much he enjoys sucking shaving foam off my nipples!
I was walking down the High Street this afternoon.
Usually loads of women around but not today.
I thought to myself, "Where the fuck have all the fit girls gone?" Then I realised:
First day of school
I've just realised that Curling is the perfect sport for couples.
It's got bowling for the guys and sweeping for the girls.
Just seen the NSPCC advert
' Charlottes uncle makes her do things shes too young to understand'
And all they want is £2 a month?
Should they really be paying him?
If your girlfriend says she likes it rough, while your taking her from behind, a little pull on her hair is erotic...
But a short sharp jab to the kidney is assault apparently.
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