• sepetav's Statistics

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 902
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 6,001
    • Total Time Active:
    • 66 hours, 11 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 91
    • Live Jokes:
    • 36
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 55
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 65.95
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 206,580m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 166.69
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 20

sepetav's Jokes

My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can.

So I killed his mum.
I was lying in bed with my girlfriend, when she said I reminded her of a black man.

"Why, is it because I've got a massive cock?" I asked.

"No, it's cause I fucking hate you."