• sickmonkey5's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 8
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 11
    • Total Time Active:
    • 3 hours, 5 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 27
    • Live Jokes:
    • 6
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 21
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 0.41
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 19,935m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 1.83
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 5

sickmonkey5's Jokes

Jesus was in his final moments, and he said to his disciples in a weak voice "in memory of my death, give the world an excuse to be greedy and glutenous and stuff their faces with chocolate against the wishes of one of my fathers ten commandments.