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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 3124
Total Joke Score: 2,508
Total Time Active: 277 hours, 51 minutes
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Total Jokes Submitted: 258 Live Jokes: 86
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 172 Duplicate Jokes: 47
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 9.72 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 29.16
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Favourite Subcategory In The News > Headlines (8)

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Purely in the interests of sociological research, I have studied many dozens of websites on the subject. I think I can, therefore, safely say that all the evidence on "schoolgirl" websites is that American girls leave school at around the age of 45. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sillybugger in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 443.4

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Just been reading all the comments on the good news that Fabrice Muamba is starting to recover. It appears that it is entirely down to someone called 'God' - so I'm writing to the Chancellor and telling him - surely that means we can save billions a year in the NHS and get rid of paramedics, doctors and nurses! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sillybugger in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago - Current Score: 435.2

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Wife was lying on her belly when I got to bed last night. I said, "Roll onto your back."
She said, "Fucked if I will."
I replied, "Buggered if you won't!"
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Joke by sillybugger in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 339.2

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Daily Mirror - The Queen toasts Barack Obama

How would she know when he's done?
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Joke by sillybugger in Celebrities - Royalty - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 241

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A peeping tom got arrested watching my wife undress through our bedroom window last night - apparently the police heard him screaming... I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sillybugger in Sex and shit - Peeping Tom - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 213.4

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I got asked today, "How long have you actually worked here?"
I replied, "Since they threatened to sack me."
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Joke by sillybugger in Other - Work - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 143.6

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This girl I met last night said 'I wouldn't have sex with you if it was my last night on this Earth!' It was - she did... I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sillybugger in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 134.4

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'Your honour, not only do I deny all of the charges, I am actually seriously offended. At no point did I tell him to "fuck off back to India". I am not ignorant - I am well aware that the greasy little cunt is a Paki.' I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sillybugger in Racism - Asian - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 97

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Newton's little-known 4th Law of Motion - 'However hard you shake it, the last drop always goes down your trouser leg'. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sillybugger in Other - Science - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 39.8

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According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the toilets. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would have to remove them and the very next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that somet [...]

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Joke by sillybugger in Other - Children - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 34.6


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