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Immigration and Islam in the county has gone too far, it's all over the place!
Why just the other day I overheard two old women chatting about koran asian street.
Apparently the best selling toy for adults this Christmas will be the 'Show me where Jimmy Savile Touched you' doll.
What's the difference between 5 white men fucking a woman, and 5 black men fucking a women?
Ones called dogging and the others gang rape.
You remember having a rotary telephone.
You know who shot J.R.
You learned to swim at about the same time 'Jaws' came out... and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.
You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or, worst of all - what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. (Coltrain)
You found nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.
You know all the words to the double-album set of the 'Grease' soundtrack.
You tuned in regularly to the adventures of the Bionic Man and Woman, Wonder Woman, and/or the Incredible Hulk.
You know that another name for a keyboard is a 'Synthesizer'.
You remember when Punks actually "shocked" people.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
You know what a "Whammee" is.
The chances are a celebrity fingered your bum.
Pulling a road kill rabbit out of a hat this Christmas.
A Lidl Bit of Magic.