• sixtowin's Statistics

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    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 44
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 134
    • Total Time Active:
    • 22 hours, 49 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 53
    • Live Jokes:
    • 19
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 34
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 2.53
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 55,215m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 7.05
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 5

sixtowin's Jokes

Immigration and Islam in the county has gone too far, it's all over the place!

Why just the other day I overheard two old women chatting about koran asian street.
TV > Soap
If......

You remember having a rotary telephone.

You know who shot J.R.

You learned to swim at about the same time 'Jaws' came out... and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.

You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or, worst of all - what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. (Coltrain)

You found nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.

You know all the words to the double-album set of the 'Grease' soundtrack.

You tuned in regularly to the adventures of the Bionic Man and Woman, Wonder Woman, and/or the Incredible Hulk.

You know that another name for a keyboard is a 'Synthesizer'.

You remember when Punks actually "shocked" people.

You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.

You know what a "Whammee" is.

The chances are a celebrity fingered your bum.