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skapleman's Jokes

Apparently a pub in London got in touch a few days ago asking Sickipedia if they wanted to do a Sickipedia stand-up comedy night.

I don't know about you but that sounds like a police-sting to me.
Kelis told me her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and she would teach me but she would have to charge.

Despite an altogether extortionate cost, the amount of little boys I was able to rape made it a sound investment.
I was watching ‘Crimefighters’ last night on ITV when two undercover police officers got told over the radio there was a burglary occurring. Luckily it was ‘around the corner’.

Nevertheless the muppets decide to put the sirens on full blast.

They arrive at the house and soon realise the burglars have gone, taking the widescreen TV in the process. At this point one of them, with an air of superiority, profoundly points out ‘they must have just left cos they heard us coming.’

Fucking morons. No wonder crime rates are so fucking high.