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sonicandfffan's Jokes

I can't believe it.

I actually watched a whole football match without any of the players bitching at each other or moaning at the referee. They didn't cry about their injuries or dive at the slightest touch.

If only the men's world cup was the same.
I was playing the new British version of Monopoly the other day.

You only go to jail for one turn and while you're in jail it costs the other players most of their fucking money to fund your lavish lifestyle.