• stallion sd's Statistics

  • My downfall has mainly been caused by fast women and slow horses.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 25
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 3419
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 45,972
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,199 hours, 38 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,683
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,193
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,490
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 17.13
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 43,305m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 38.53
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 251

stallion sd's Jokes

You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster.
I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish.
I'm making a fortune out of promoting home security systems.
The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Hello".

At 3 in the morning whilst sitting on the end of their bed.