• stallion sd's Statistics

  • My downfall has mainly been caused by fast women and slow horses.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 30
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 3438
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 46,254
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,205 hours, 23 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,696
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,198
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,498
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 17.16
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 47,331m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 38.61
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 254

stallion sd's Jokes

You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster.
I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish.
I'm making a fortune out of promoting home security systems.
The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Hello".

At 3 in the morning whilst sitting on the end of their bed.