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DON'T LET THE BOTTOM FALL OUT OF YOUR WORLD.
HAVE A VINDALOO AND LET THE WORLD FALL OUT OF YOUR BOTTOM.
HAVE A VINDALOO AND LET THE WORLD FALL OUT OF YOUR BOTTOM.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 3912 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 51,594 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 2,675 hours, 11 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 4,214 | Live Jokes: | 1,506 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 2,708 | Duplicate Jokes: | 383 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 12.24 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 34.26 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 25,772m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (265) | |||
The best of stash's 1,506 jokes (View All).
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I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat. |
 
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Why did my wife cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three fucking hours ago. |
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by stash in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,439
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My new neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said, "What's going down, brother?" I said, "The value of my house since you moved in, you black bastard." |
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Most people get what's coming to them. Unless it was sent by Royal Mail. |
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I've just finished reading Kate McCann's new book. She's left the door open for a sequel. |
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I looked out the window and it was pissing it down. I thought, 'Fuck it, I'm not going out in that. I'll pick the kids up from school tomorrow.' |
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My son said, "Dad, can I ask you a question?" I said, "Of course you can." "It's a bit awkward..." he began. I said, "No problem, fire away." "Why have you got your cock in the hoover?" |
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I said to my son, "Where you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl." I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know." He said, "What?" I said, "You know." He said, "Do you mean a condom?" I said, "No, a fucking hat you ginger cunt." |
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Gerrard: "Liverpool is a magical place." Probably explains why so much stuff disappears there... |
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My teacher said, "If you have one apple and, when you get home, your father gives you one... What have you got?" I said, "One apple and a sore arse, Sir." |
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