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I've never bothered with Strictly Come Dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.

What about doing a celebrity version?
A 22-STONE woman has lost 12 stone after being told she was too fat to start a new life in Canada.

Wouldn't it have been a lot easier to put on 12 stone and start a new life in America?