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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 47 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,011 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 13 hours, 57 minutes | ||
The best of thebiggdogg's 22 jokes (View All).
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I remember doing French at school. If you knew the answer, you raised your hand. If you didn't know the answer, you raised both hands. |
 
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After work yesterday, I was driving home when some cunt cut me up as he came out of a junction.
Instinctively I gestured to him to let him know what I thought of him; however, this did lead to him pulling over and walking to my window. After a lengthy argument, I thought to myself, 'Let's end this with a simple and effective "I fucked your mother!"' The guy replied to this, "My mother died last Easter, you silly twat," which I'm sure he thought would stum [...] |
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by thebiggdogg in Sex and shit - Necrophiliac - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 246.2
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Last night my girlfriend and I had an in depth conversation about giving birth. She said to me, "Men will never know that feeling. To experience pain, confusion and a strange sort of delight all at once" Now like me, any men that have ever coughed whilst taking a piss will strongly disagree. |
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A recent UK poll recently showed that 17% of young women have been the victim of domestic abuse. This allows us to deduce.... that 83% of women had the dinner on the table at the right time and at the first time of asking. |
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| The sickipedian members list is frighteningly similar to the UK sex offenders register |
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Why do I only date midgets? Because police always check the boot, but they never check the glovebox. |
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I don't think God really thought Swine Flu through. Muslims and Jews don't eat pork. |
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I used to love my job working on wind turbines, until one day I came in with explosive diarrhoea. Then the shit really hit the fan. |
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| Be honest, how many of you buy sun glasses just to stare at other women in the street without your girlfriend noticing? |
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by thebiggdogg in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 23.2
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What's black and doesn't work? The IPhone, so why all the shit fucking app jokes? |
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