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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 82
Total Joke Score: 1,197
Total Time Active: 92 hours, 52 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 685 Live Jokes: 134
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 551 Duplicate Jokes: 18
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 1.75 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 8.93
Average Time Before Deletion: 19,360m
Favourite Subcategory Racism > Black (7)

The best of thespecialone's 134 jokes (View All).
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BBC News: "Soldier killed by sniper missed by many".

Except the sniper. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in In The News - Wars - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 289.2

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What's scarier than a Ninja charging at you screaming?

Realising it's a Muslim. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Religion - Muslim - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 143.4

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The wife said to me this morning, "God you feel so big inside me"
The response, "You feel so big around me" didn't go down so well. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 45.2

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So Dianne Abbot is a racist nigger, in colonial terms.

I wouldn't want it taken out of context. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 43.8

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Two Welsh lads have been fined in Australia, for breaking into a waterpark for a swim with dolphins, before kidnapping a penguin and taking it home.
They must have been completely shitfaced to confuse that with a sheep. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Racism - Welsh - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 42.6

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Libyan rebel commander: "We have captured two of Gaddafi's sons. They are being treated well and are unharmed. They will face trial in a Libyan court in front of Libyan people."
(Then we'll hang them.) 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in In The News - Libya - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 40.8

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So Google has recognised St Davids day with a Dragon eating a daffodil holding a castle.
I assume due to new privacy settings they couldn't show the sheep getting fucked. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Racism - Welsh - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 35.4

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So Gary Cahill can't agree personal terms with Chelsea.
Apparently he doesn't like the John Terry will be shagging your wife clause. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 32.6

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The best thing about raping pensioners?
Alzheimer's. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 28.2

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What's the difference between a rapist and a racist?
I'd like to say but I'm not sure it's pc. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago - Current Score: 25


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