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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 116
Total Joke Score: 1,004
Total Time Active: 28 hours, 39 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 86 Live Jokes: 13
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 73 Duplicate Jokes: 24
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 11.67 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 77.23
Average Time Before Deletion: 40,924m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Royal Wedding (2)

The best of toasty's 13 jokes (View All).
749751
I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.

Somebody is going to be wrong.
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Joke by toasty in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 915.4

747579
Sky news: Kate to be next Queen

As long as she can grow a silly tash and sing bohemian rhapsody i suppose i could live with that.
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Joke by toasty in Celebrities - Kate Middleton (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 20.2

932001
Whilst covering the royal wedding on Talk sport Richard keys has just confirmed "that he would definitely smash that" I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by toasty in Celebrities - Kate Middleton (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 18

747726
SKY NEWS Schoolboy's Death: Did Damilola Die in Vain?

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was in Peckham.
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Joke by toasty in Crime - Murder - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 17.8

1151144
The wife has left me due to my obsession with tennis.
She said its so bad I can't even remember how old she is.
I said "of course I do, you're 30 love"
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Joke by toasty in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10.4

782442
Fishforjobs.com

What can a fish do that i cant??
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Joke by toasty in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 8.2

747365
SKY NEWS 'Afghan Elvis' Stars At Concert In Helmand

Everyone had a right blast when he belted out suspicious mines!
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Joke by toasty in In The News - Wars - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 7.2

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Dear female blond student

fucking a latino dude does not count as doing your essay!
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Joke by toasty in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.8

1150772
My ex- wife left me due to my obsession with snooker.

I was with that 1 4 7 years
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Joke by toasty in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2.8

747223
Right its time for me to hit the hay! something that audley harrison couldnt do! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by toasty in Sports - Boxing - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2.4


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