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Sky news: Kate to be next Queen
As long as she can grow a silly tash and sing bohemian rhapsody i suppose i could live with that.
|Whilst covering the royal wedding on Talk sport Richard keys has just confirmed "that he would definitely smash that"|
The wife has left me due to my obsession with tennis.
She said its so bad I can't even remember how old she is.
I said "of course I do, you're 30 love"
SKY NEWS 'Afghan Elvis' Stars At Concert In Helmand
Everyone had a right blast when he belted out suspicious mines!