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welcome.
I hope you enjoy reading my selection of original crap jokes. These, at least are the few that have survived on here. Most get sucked off quicker than a catholic priest in a brothel.
Feel free to give any of my jokes a positive vote.
If you vote them as being crap, then fair enough.
That just means you're a cunt.
Thankyou for visiting,
Tom Flynn ;-)
I hope you enjoy reading my selection of original crap jokes. These, at least are the few that have survived on here. Most get sucked off quicker than a catholic priest in a brothel.
Feel free to give any of my jokes a positive vote.
If you vote them as being crap, then fair enough.
That just means you're a cunt.
Thankyou for visiting,
Tom Flynn ;-)
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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 340 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,841 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 287 hours, 34 minutes | ||
The best of tomflynn1974's 132 jokes (View All).
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I've just heard that Rolf Harris is dyslexic. Rofl. |
 
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I like my women how I like my leaflets. Passed out. |
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I've nearly finished writing my book about finding the perfect way to stab someone. All it needs is a surprise twist at the end. |
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by tomflynn1974 in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 156.6
| Fuck me, the fare prices on these Korean trains are enough to give someone a heart attack! |
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I like my women how I like watching Arsenal playing football. Repeatedly beaten in their own back yard. |
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Gary Barlow admits he considered shortening band name for commercial reasons. No need for that. |
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by tomflynn1974 in Celebrities - ??? Other Celebrities - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 69.4
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I was down to my last two quid, so thought I'd try my luck on a scratchcard in my local shop, when this little old pensioner pushed in front of me and bought the last one. I thought "Fuck it" and decided to walk to another shop, when I heard the old fucker shout out "Yes!! I've just won two grand!"
"Jammy bugger", I said. "I was gonna have that, when you jumped in". "Ah, sorry sunshine.. Hey, I've a feeling you'll get lucky soon too.&qu [...] |
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I like my women how I like my moustaches. Hairy and sitting on my face. |
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Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the comb I've had for nearly twenty years. I can't part with it. |
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by tomflynn1974 in Illness and mortality - Alopecia - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 34.2
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As a mark of respect, I won't be telling any cruel jokes about the police officers blown away in Helmand province, Afghanistan. No pun in ten dead. |
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