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Straight in at thirteen .... me!"
A spokesman said they will soon be moving on to the Bahamas and hope to include Las Vegas before the end of the holiday season.
"That's a Rolex Oyster, worth two and a half grand," I grinned.
My mate John smiled and proudly pointed to his wrist.
"This is a white gold Patek Phillipe. I paid the best part of twenty grand for it."
Dave rolled up his sleeve to show his watch.
"What do you think of that then? It cost me £200,000."
Me and John stared a while then I said, "Dave, Thats a Casio."
"I know," he sighed. "My ex-wife bought it for me then found it in her sister's bed."
The free salad bar at Harvester