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tomscorza's Jokes

NATO has apologised after accidentally firing a missile at a Pakistani army base killing 24 soldiers, calling it a "tragic unintended incident".

They were targeting a nearby barracks containing 400 Pakis when the missile went off course.
Norwegian Police are trying to establish why a polar bear attacked and ate 17 year old Horatio Chepple.

Early theories indicate that the bear may have been attracted because he was best Eton whilst chilled.
NATO has apologised after accidentally firing a missile at a Pakistani army base killing 24 soldiers, calling it a "tragic unintended incident". Fortunately, the good news is the missile was about to be decommissioned so no financial loss was incurred.
Polar bears on Svalbard Island rioting in protest at shooting dead of unarmed gangster bear. Two sleds and a dog train set alight. Santa Claus appeals for calm.