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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 65 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 203 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 6 hours, 11 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 21 | Live Jokes: | 7 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 14 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 9.67 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 29.00 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 62,119m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Wars (2) | |||
All of tomscorza's 7 jokes.
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BBC News "UK's largest ever haul of cocaine found on yacht in Southampton" After Amy Winehouse's death, an excess of supply is no surprise really. |
 
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by tomscorza in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 108.4
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NATO has apologised after accidentally firing a missile at a Pakistani army base killing 24 soldiers, calling it a "tragic unintended incident". They were targeting a nearby barracks containing 400 Pakis when the missile went off course. |
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Norwegian Police are trying to establish why a polar bear attacked and ate 17 year old Horatio Chepple. Early theories indicate that the bear may have been attracted because he was best Eton whilst chilled. |
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| NATO has apologised after accidentally firing a missile at a Pakistani army base killing 24 soldiers, calling it a "tragic unintended incident". Fortunately, the good news is the missile was about to be decommissioned so no financial loss was incurred. |
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| Polar bears on Svalbard Island rioting in protest at shooting dead of unarmed gangster bear. Two sleds and a dog train set alight. Santa Claus appeals for calm. |
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| Burglars who stole Graham Norton's car on Friday night have apparently returned it as the car had a tendency to always slip into reverse gear. |
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| The events in Norway were shocking. One can look at it and think, fortunately that will never happen in Britain - A man in police uniform shooting innocent Brits dead. The Met Police prefer to shoot Brazilians. |
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