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toughlove's Jokes

Its not Pancake Day for at least another six months and already the supermarkets are selling flour, eggs and milk.

When did it all become so commercialised?
My son just failed his technology exam because of just one question.

The question was, ''What is a Ratchet''

The examiners didn't like, ''A little bit bigger than a mouse shit''
I bought a new wig the other day made completely out of anal hair. I really like it but it keeps blowing off