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|This month's Leaderboard points:||45|
|Total Joke Score:||792|
|Total Time Active:||1 hours, 35 minutes|
|To be fair, Charles Saatchi probably isn't the first bloke who's said that he wants to destroy Nigella Lawson.|
|I tried to buy Justin Lee Collins gig tickets, but his website first demanded that I list every other comedian I've previously seen live.|
Nice moment when James and Pistorius exchanged name tags after the 400m last night.
I just can't understand why nobody wanted to do the same thing with Tyson Gay.
I'm so pleased that we made it.
Rather than having to look ahead to a summer of disappointment because England haven't qualified for the World Cup, we can instead look ahead to a summer of disappointment because England have qualified for the World Cup.
|My mobile phone screen has Winehoused - it's now totally dead after starting off with just a little crack.|
Today at Wimbledon is being called Withdrawal Wednesday.
Sterilisation Saturday and Morning-After-Pill Monday will follow shortly.