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All of underpants on my head's 7 jokes.
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I had sex with a girl called Intel last night. I fucked her up her bum... bum bum bum bum. |
 
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I decided to get the word "the" tattooed on my right hand this morning, and then I got the word "recession" tattooed on my left hand. Just so I can tell people that my wife has been hit hard by the recession when they ask about her black eyes. |
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by underpants on my head in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 59.4
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It's the 25th anniversary of the Bradford City fire today. I remember it well. What a match. |
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My brother told me he'd buy me a new perching bird for my aviary if I'd teach his ex-girlfriend a lesson by raping her. I thought "fuck that for a Lark" |
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by underpants on my head in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 13
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BBC News: "US hunts New York car bomb clues." Pssst... Try looking in the car. |
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by underpants on my head in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 10.6
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I thought I saw a tear in Gordon Brown's eye earlier as he made his resignation speech outside No10. Then I realised it was just a flash from the paparazzi cameras bouncing off his glass eye. |
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by underpants on my head in Celebrities - Politicians - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
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If I was a betting man, I'd put money on 80 year old Janey Cutler to win the Britain's Got Talent final. I reckon she'll piss it. |
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by underpants on my head in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 4.6
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