i make jokes when im bored and thats about it. i also eat unicorns
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Wife: Hi, did you eat?
Me: Did you eat?
Wife: Are you copying me?
Me: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you!
Me: Yes, I already ate.
Forgot to go to the gym yesterday.
That's ten years in a row.
One of the saddest days in my childhood was when I lost my brand new bike.
It was amazing in bright red with these stunning green flames on the side, it was truly special to me.
But at least I could ride Jerome's new bright red bike, with green flames on the side.
When a girl cancels a date, she cancels because she has to.
When a boy cancels a date, he cancels because he has two.
Famous people are always getting into loads of shit.
Lindsey Lohan went to jail,
Charlie Sheen got high on camera,
Chris brown abused his girlfriend
and Justin Bieber stayed up way past 8:30 3