• wallywally's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 25
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1236
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 824
    • Total Time Active:
    • 130 hours, 36 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 71
    • Live Jokes:
    • 17
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 54
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 11.61
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 14,061m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 48.47
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 8

wallywally's Jokes

I’ve been playing the new version of Cluedo called Jewdo, but it's just too easy. It's always Klaus in the shower with the Zyklon B.
I thought I saw a load of Ewoks being chased by Darth Vader earlier, they looked so realistic with the incoherent jabbering, hairy little faces poking out from hoods and the characteristic wet animal smell.
Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was a Muslim school trip out.
In the supermarket today there was a black woman looking at tampax, when her husband came up and said to her how fucking long does it take to pick some cotton?

Oh the irony.