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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 4929 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 8,995 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 738 hours, 15 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 3,039 | Live Jokes: | 848 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 2,191 | Duplicate Jokes: | 247 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 2.96 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 10.61 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 16,827m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (119) | |||
The best of warlock_151's 848 jokes (View All).
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Daily Mail: "White House loses a quarter of its value as housing market continues to fall" Nothing to do with the fact a nigger is living there then? |
 
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by warlock_151 in In The News - Newspapers - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 348.8
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Bumped into the wife's ex earlier, cocky cunt said "Hi mate, how's your wife and my kids?" I replied "Pretty good, and I have to say, your daughter is a hell of a lot better fuck than the missus" |
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I was just about to fuck my American girlfriend up the arse when she said, "You're not doing that, period." I asked, "Why not, question mark?" |
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Metro News: "Pink Hippo spotted in Kenya" That's the last time I take the wife on Safari |
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A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died... |
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Scientists claim that a "starvation diet" can increase your life expectancy by 5 years. Doesn't seem to be working in Africa does it? |
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by warlock_151 in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 236.6
| Saw a homeless couple making out. I shouted over "For fuck's sake, get a box" |
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My old gran used to say, "You don't miss what you never had" What if you fell in a lake and never had swimming lessons? |
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I used to be a fifteen pint a night guy until my doctor told me I had to cut it down by half. So now I'm on fourteen and a half a night. |
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by warlock_151 in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 178.2
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Telegraph: "Christmas trees should be removed from public places not to offend non Christians" How about dressing it up in a burka, then no one will know it's a fucking Christmas tree and all the Muslims will be happy! |
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by warlock_151 in In The News - Newspapers - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 174.2
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