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  • My granny used to say 'May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb'.

    Personally I prefer to shag lambs.

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Joke Score:
    • 17,568
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    • 1,303 hours, 4 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 5,118
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,090
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 4,028
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 3.43
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 92,917m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 16.12
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 412

welsh_151's Jokes

First Argentina tried to claim the Falklands, then Spain try to claim Gibraltar.

It's only a matter of time until Pakistan tries to claim Bradford..
Bumped into the wife's ex earlier, cocky cunt said "Hi mate, how's your wife and my kids?"
I replied "Pretty good, and I have to say, your daughter is a hell of a lot better fuck than the missus"