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'Tampax Pearl: Outsmart mother nature'
Being born with a cock seems to have done the trick for me.
Saw that a black friend of mine was about to use some 'Clearasil blackhead remover' the other day so I told him that he really shouldn't use that product.
"Why not? Because my head will disappear?" he said sarcastically.
"No, because it's mine, you thieving black bastard," I replied.
Four kids badly mauled and one eaten alive in Norway before they managed to shoot the polar bear.
Oh, if only some sort of sharp shooting Norwegian gunman had been nearby to save the day.
Blacks are the best runners..
Whites are the best swimmers..
And the polar icecaps are melting....
Evolution at work.
Some bloke broke into my flat last night.
Unluckily for him, I'm a typical Sickipedian.
Knocked him spark out with one of my socks.