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widowwarmer's Jokes

Saw that a black friend of mine was about to use some 'Clearasil blackhead remover' the other day so I told him that he really shouldn't use that product.

"Why not? Because my head will disappear?" he said sarcastically.

"No, because it's mine, you thieving black bastard," I replied.
So...

Blacks are the best runners..

Whites are the best swimmers..

And the polar icecaps are melting....

Evolution at work.