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|This month's Leaderboard points:||75|
|Total Joke Score:||14,206|
|Total Time Active:||226 hours, 36 minutes|
Saw that a black friend of mine was about to use some 'Clearasil blackhead remover' the other day so I told him that he really shouldn't use that product.
"Why not? Because my head will disappear?" he said sarcastically.
"No, because it's mine you thieving black bastard." I replied.
Four kids badly mauled and one eaten alive in Norway before they managed to shoot the polar bear.
Oh if only some sort of sharp shooting Norwegian gunman had been nearby to save the day.
Blacks are the best runners..
Whites are the best swimmers..
And the polar icecaps are melting....
Evolution at work.
Some bloke broke into my flat last night.
Unluckily for him, I'm a typical Sickipedian.
Knocked him spark out with one of my socks.
|'Grow your penis 4 inches in 4 weeks with our enlargement device' so goes the internet advert.....Fuck that...I can grow mine 6 inches in 30 seconds with the latest Hannah montana dvd.|
Jose Mourinho- "I'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies."
Stephen Hawking- "I'll walk if Arsenal win trophies."