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I write jokes, some shit some funny.

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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 132
Total Joke Score: 1,023
Total Time Active: 67 hours, 21 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 269 Live Jokes: 43
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 226 Duplicate Jokes: 68
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 3.80 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 23.79
Average Time Before Deletion: 45,975m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (11)

The best of womraylington's 43 jokes (View All).
1179959
Vampire teeth: check.
Cape: check.
Hollowed out pumpkin: check.
Trick or Treat Bag: check.

OK, it's time to go out and confuse old people. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by womraylington in Events - Christmas - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 302.6

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If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by womraylington, originally by Rich Hall in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 236.6

768858
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he told everyone he wouldn't. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by womraylington, originally by Uncle in Celebrities - Nick Clegg - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 141.2

1179902
Ho Ho Ho!

But enough about the Kardashians, Merry Christmas! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by womraylington in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 105.4

756113
Tresemme: Professional. Affordable.

Sounds like Katie Waissel's Gran. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by womraylington in Sex and shit - Prostitutes - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 34

863647
If Colonel Gaddafi has been in charge of Libya for 42 years, how come he's still only a colonel?
I reckon he's missed a trick there. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by womraylington in Other - Stupid - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 29.6

1097207
Noone wins man of the match for Brighton.

They could've at least given it to somebody! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by womraylington in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 27.4

796790
I think this girl at work has a thing for me.

A restraining order. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by womraylington in Other - Sayings - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 23.6

1153767
JLS singing 'Do You Feel What I Feel?'.

Well, if the answer is 'underwhelmed', then yes. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by womraylington, originally by Uncle in Celebrities - JLS - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 21.4

734218
My wife is leaving me because I have real difficulties with numbers. I begged her to stay for the threeseeable future.

Not what she wanted to hear. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by womraylington in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 12.6


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