I write jokes, some shit some funny.
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Vampire teeth: check.
Hollowed out pumpkin: check.
Trick or Treat Bag: check.
OK, it's time to go out and confuse old people.
If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you.
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?
Because he told everyone he wouldn't.
Ho Ho Ho!
But enough about the Kardashians, Merry Christmas!
Tresemme: Professional. Affordable.
Sounds like Katie Waissel's Gran. 9