worrying anal seepage's Jokes
My wife developed breast cancer and told me her doctor had suggested a double mastectomy, so I went online to see if there was any alternative.
Tracy, 36, from Newcastle looks a good one.
I'm not saying my wife's a fat bitch, but I've had to put all the chocolate biscuits well out of reach.
On the floor.
Settled down to watch Obama at the Mandela gig with my deaf wife the other day.
Apparently, Space Shuttle Atlantis is due to have a baby next buffalo.
I got sacked tonight for refusing to serve some girl who'd clearly had far too many already.
The fat bitch complained to my McManager.
I honestly don't know how the Paki in our corner shop can follow the rules of the Quran.
The cunt can't even follow the rule of "multi-pack, not to be sold separately"