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| Contribution Points: | 219 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 335 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 10 hours, 36 minutes | ||
All of wow thats not funny :/'s 10 jokes.
| Why is it okay to kill a cow but the second you have sex with it, it is animal cruelty? |
 
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by throwaway231241243 on reddit in Sex and shit - Bestiality - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 158.2
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As an Atheist I was recently asked "If the universe was created by the big bang, what happened before it?" The Big Foreplay, of course. |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by Yahoo Answers in Sex and shit - Ejaculation - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 57.2
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess. |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by Matt Kirshen in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 36.8
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Your mother's so fat! Your mother's so ugly! Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks. |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by Bo Burnham in Sex and shit - Breasts - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 35.2
| Sports Latest - Doctors have just confirmed that Wayne Rooney's hair transplant has rejected his face. |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by @PatricKielty in In The News - ??? Other - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 25.2
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Don't throw those out! Expiry dates are merely a suggestion, like late fees and traffic lights. |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by Watch The Guild in Other - Stupid - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 14.6
| You know your Amish child is going of the rails when you come across his secret stash of coloured socks. |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by Man Walks Into a Bar 2 in Religion - Amish - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 5
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If Shakespeare had written porn:
I saw the morning dew betwixt thine thighs As I removed my source of Grecian power As if King Midas dared to touch the skies Upon thy body fell a golden shower Thy body's temples, two church bells had rung Upon thy chest, a row of pearls bestowed The sun had set, thy set with wary hung I thought, "How black a night and blue a lode" I said, "What light through yon [...] |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by Bo Burnham in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3.4
| I worked in a shoe shop before they gave me the boot. |
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submitted by wow thats not funny :/, originally by @omgthatspunny in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1.6
| It was very dark times when I had insomnia. |
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by wow thats not funny :/ in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1.2
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