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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 181
Total Joke Score: 108
Total Time Active: 16 hours, 41 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 32 Live Jokes: 10
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 22 Duplicate Jokes: 4
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 3.38 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 10.80
Average Time Before Deletion: 18,318m
Favourite Subcategory Racism > Black (3)

All of yggdrassil's 10 jokes.
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A Jewish man with an erection walks into a wall and breaks his nose.

An Asian man with an erection walks into a wall and breaks his glasses.

A black man with an erection walks into a wall and is arrested for rape. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 52.4

898911
Black parents at my kids' school are complaining that there are too many white and not enough black children at the school.
They're called a minority for a reason...what are we supposed to do, import them?

I'm pretty sure importing black people has been illegal for a few hundred years now. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 18

939252
Osama bin Laden was killed by a small team of Navy SEALs.

The most difficult part of the operation was flooding the compound without anybody noticing. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by yggdrassil, originally by Stephen Colbert in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 17.8

982889
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jerome.

*click* 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Racism - Black - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 13

1090517
The Pope was in the Hitler Youth.

It appears he has also been in the Catholic youth. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Religion - Catholicism (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.2

1099962
I've just eaten a Hebrew National hot dog.

It was like a normal hot dog, but with the skin cut off. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Sex and shit - Circumcision (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 2.2

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I was disgusted to learn that hot dogs are allowed to contain some skin meat.

Now I stick to the kosher hot dogs; they have no skin. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 1.2

1289299
I was very uptight and religious as a kid, so the other boys used to call me "tight-ass".

Not sure what they were talking about, all that time spent around the priest loosened my ass quite a bit. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 3 days ago - Current Score: 1

1190390
Apparently Israeli fruit is easier to eat.

The bananas don't have any skin. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil in Sex and shit - Circumcision (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 0.6

940376
Osama bin Laden "buried at sea."

Extreme waterboarding. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yggdrassil which requires categorising - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 0.4


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