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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 165
Total Joke Score: 43
Total Time Active: 29 hours, 29 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 81 Live Jokes: 12
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 69 Duplicate Jokes: 36
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 0.53 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 3.58
Average Time Before Deletion: 9,845m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (2)

The best of yurma's 12 jokes (View All).
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Local news: Rape crime down 39% in recent weeks.

Don't worry ladies, I'm back from holidays. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 12.4

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Evra playing against blackburn?
I'm surprised the match wasn't abandoned 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Racism - ??? Other - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 7.8

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What do you call a scouser in a limo?
deceased 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Racism - Scousers - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 6.6

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What do you call a person who carries 10 mugs at once but no cups?
Robin Van Persie 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Sports - Football - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 5.8

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Just came back from The doctors. Had to tell the wife I have HIV
"Are you sure" she said
"Yes, I'm positive." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago - Current Score: 3.8

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PMS now officially stands for Punish My Spouse. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.6

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Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it's only Tuesday I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Other - ??? Random - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 2.4

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A girl asked me to kiss her under the missiltoe, I replied "under the missiltoe? I wouldnt kiss you under anistetic you ugly bitch" I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Events - Christmas - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 2.2

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The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. "my dad fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Jones, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Johnny, "He stopped yelling for help yesterday." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Other - ??? Random - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 1.4

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I got my brother a job at a textile factory.
I had to pull a few strings but I made it happen 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by yurma in Other - Wordplay - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 1.4


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