| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 190 | Total Joke Score: | 10,366 |
| Country: |
Germany 
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Total Time Active: | 205 hours, 12 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 610 | Live Jokes: | 232 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 378 | Duplicate Jokes: | 64 |
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The best of zobbertron's 232 jokes (View All)
| Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken. |
 
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Joke by zobbertron in Racism - American - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
- Current Score: 936.4
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Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens... |
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 week ago
- Current Score: 681.6
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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. |
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 538.6
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I got chased by a nigger the other day trying to steal my wallet. Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn't help but think to myself, "He's giving me a good run for my money." |
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 415
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My mate asked me the other day if I fancied playing with some dirty old slag round the back of the steel mill. Very disappointing. |
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 413.4
| Who else spends ages looking for the perfect scene to cum to on a porno, only to think 'why did i fucking bother', five seconds later? |
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Joke by zobbertron in Sex and shit - Cum (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 394.6
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Florence and The Machine? It had better be a washing machine. |
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Joke by zobbertron in In The News - BRIT Awards - Added: 4 weeks ago
- Current Score: 332.4
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Marlon King: Soon to be Marlon Queen. |
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Joke by zobbertron in Sex and shit - Prison Sex - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 330.6
| You lot don't mind me reading your jokes with my cock out do you? |
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Joke by zobbertron in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 327.6
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My wife's favourite drink is wine. Which coincidentally, is also her favourite hobby. |
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 4 days ago
- Current Score: 327.4
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