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Yo. My name is Brownie and I'm a builder from Manchester. I support City and hate United. I make lot's of Wife jokes but I HAVEN'T got a wife. I make lot's of kiddy fiddling jokes but I'm NOT a paedophile. I make lot's of football jokes but I CAN'T play football. I make lots of cruel jokes about paki's and gay's but I DO....er.......ENJOY!!

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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 1392
Total Joke Score: 28,855
Total Time Active: 841 hours, 16 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 2,119 Live Jokes: 762
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 1,357 Duplicate Jokes: 317
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 13.62 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 37.87
Average Time Before Deletion: 28,534m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (219)

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Is anyone else collecting the Panini stickers for the Chinese Football League?

I really need to do some swaps with someone as every packet I've bought so far contain the same fucking player.
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Joke by zobbertron in Racism - Chinese - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,558

207123
I got chased by a nigger the other day trying to steal my wallet.

Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn't help but think to myself, "He's giving me a good run for my money."
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,304.8

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Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by zobbertron in Racism - American - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,094.4

926663
I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes.

We haven't done a gig yet.
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 925.4

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Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though.

The plot thickens...
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 849.2

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I saw a slide with an 85 degree incline for sale the other day for £1000.

I thought that's a bit steep.
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 781

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Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition.

Turns out they all did it.
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Games - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 740.2

229743
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.

We're a cover band.
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Joke submitted by zobbertron, originally by An actual band in Sleaford, Lincs in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 617.4

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Who else spends ages looking for the perfect scene to cum to on a porno, only to think 'why did i fucking bother', five seconds later? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by zobbertron in Sex and shit - Sperm (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 531

121009
Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom?

Sales went through the roof.
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Transport - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 480.8


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