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zobbertron's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 190 Total Joke Score: 10,366
Country: Germany DE Total Time Active: 205 hours, 12 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 610 Live Jokes: 232
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 378 Duplicate Jokes: 64


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Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by zobbertron in Racism - American - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago - Current Score: 936.4

Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though.

The plot thickens...
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 681.6

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.

We're a cover band.
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 538.6

I got chased by a nigger the other day trying to steal my wallet.

Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn't help but think to myself, "He's giving me a good run for my money."
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 415

My mate asked me the other day if I fancied playing with some dirty old slag round the back of the steel mill.

Very disappointing.
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 413.4

Who else spends ages looking for the perfect scene to cum to on a porno, only to think 'why did i fucking bother', five seconds later? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by zobbertron in Sex and shit - Cum (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 394.6

Florence and The Machine?

It had better be a washing machine.
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Joke by zobbertron in In The News - BRIT Awards - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 332.4

Marlon King:

Soon to be Marlon Queen.
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Joke by zobbertron in Sex and shit - Prison Sex - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 330.6

You lot don't mind me reading your jokes with my cock out do you? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by zobbertron in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 327.6

My wife's favourite drink is wine.

Which coincidentally, is also her favourite hobby.
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay - Added: 4 days ago - Current Score: 327.4

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