For fucks sake, don't tell anyone your username like I did once,
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Prisoner 16547898987y
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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 272 | Total Joke Score: | 14,112 |
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Total Time Active: | 336 hours, 21 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 830 | Live Jokes: | 323 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 507 | Duplicate Jokes: | 99 |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 17.00 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 43.69 |
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| Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken. |
 
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Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens... |
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Is anyone else collecting the Panini stickers for the Chinese Football League? I really need to do some swaps with someone as every packet I've bought so far contain the same fucking player. |
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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. |
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I saw a slide with an 85 degree incline for sale the other day for £1000. I thought that's a bit steep. |
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I got chased by a nigger the other day trying to steal my wallet. Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn't help but think to myself, "He's giving me a good run for my money." |
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Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sales went through the roof. |
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My mate asked me the other day if I fancied playing with some dirty old slag round the back of the steel mill. Very disappointing. |
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Joke by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 432.2
| Who else spends ages looking for the perfect scene to cum to on a porno, only to think 'why did i fucking bother', five seconds later? |
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My wife's favourite drink is wine. Which coincidentally, is also her favourite hobby. |
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